Whatever rich people listen to.
It’s terribly gorgeous in here, perfect for a birthday. The lights hanging from the ceiling are like fireflies in the air, tufted banquette booths, it fits the guy who thinks he’s just like the dude who sings “Classic Man.” There’s a nod to the 1960’s, so that obviously means your pictures will be so on fleek. Yes, we’re still saying it.
There’s not such thing as casual here. Bring your A-game. It’s your birthday for God’s sake! It’s a special and luxurious experience, so you respect that! Be ready to know what to do with your pinky when sipping and enjoy one of the most opulent nights of your life.
Anywhere that boasts “global tapas” has got to be deliciously fancy. See how the other half eats with timeless and worldly dishes. Yes, we used those fancy words to describe food. The cocktails are like none you’ve ever had. There’s drinks with honey vodka or curry leaves, there’s even drinks with Monkey Shoulder Scotch—OMG, what is that?! From foie gras ravioli to main lobster taquitos, the short menu is worth every bite.
No, we’re not going to address the elephant in the room that is cough Trump. But with that name comes a level of posh that’s hard to ignore. And Mr. Jones Cocktail Lounge lives up to the name. It’s perfectly decadent, offering sophistication with every sip of your unique and expertly hand-crafted cocktail. Make sure your friends save up so they can afford it. Fancy ain’t cheap.